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Not much entertaining spam comes over the transom these days, but I did get this recently:

Hi, my name is Rachel, and I wanted to let you know right away that it's a FACT that cars can drive on water and gas combined! Did you know this?

The gas companies do know this, and they don't want YOU, or anyone else, to ever know this... The executives at the gas companies want to shut me up, but it's too late, my goal is to inform as many people as possible about the TRUTH!

Press here to see why the gas companies want me DEAD.

A car that runs on water. Now that's a story I haven't heard in a long time. Wait, not such a long time.