Energy Supply Problems Are Standing for Every Man

February comes to its usual sputtering end. The sun promised for the morning, which would have liquidated some of the ice on the walkway, stood us up here in northern Illinois. Tomorrow will be March, but really still February, since that month got shorted by ancient superstition.

The following is a slice of spam for today, the kind whose function is to pump – pimp? – up some penny stock, often an energy company sitting on top of the Next Big Thing. But I have to like the first sentence especially (everything sic): “In 21st century energy supply problems are standing for every man. Prices for oil, gas, coal are getting higher and higher.”

Obviously a writer with an English-Other Language dictionary next to the computer, and no fear of criticism for using non-inclusive language. He continues: “The governments of many countries discuss using of the renewed kinds of energy such as biofuel, energy of the sun and so on. But the issue of saving energy also is of great importance. In a view of it energy conservations is needed vitaly. One of perspective aims is the technology hydrogen. But Proton Exchange Membrane is required in order to modernize this technology. It's developing now by the following company…”

It’s Boris and Natasha again. They’re behind some of the best near-English spam.