Useless Article Idea

Lately my work e-mail address has been receiving messages with suggested "article ideas," including the likes of "Lindsay's Leaving Rehab: What Next?" This is what's next: I will continue not to care, though this Craig Ferguson monologue touches on the subject of celebrity rehab in a way that's worth listening to.

I sent the organization that sent me the e-mail an unsubscribe message. Who knows whether that will work.