The Snows of Yesterweek

The snow started to melt today, uncovering a newspaper that had been buried by snow on Wednesday. Somehow I'd forgotten to go outside and look for it that day in the single-digit, windy weather. "Fed jolts stock market," the headline says. A real blast from the past, that.

Still, the three-quarter point cut did make me recast the following lyric -- and in this case, I might absolutely be the only one to think of it --

Who cares what banks fail in Yonkers?
As long as we have a prime rate that conquers.